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    October 13

    ERP顾问回忆录-罢工记

    不知道是幸运还是晦气,在短暂的顾问生涯中,我曾经先后遇到三次大规模客户员工罢工,或是惊天地,或是泣鬼神,或是饭后笑谈,但毕竟我经历过了,至少在我的简历中可以写上除了提供ERP咨询外还可以提供员工罢工咨询等服务。。。

     

    第一次罢工

    发生地点:四川内江

    人员:内江某上市公司员工(不便写出公司名称)+黑社会残渣余孽

    罢工特点:跟“三个代表”对着干、无组织、无纪律、血腥暴力(未成年人不适宜观看)

    观后感:1)第一次遇到这么暴力的事情,现在想起来还要不停地吃苹果压惊

                  2)四川人真是多吖,排山倒海,同时人多不好办事,意见太多就是没有意见,主意太多就是没有主意

                  3)跟共产党不是一条心,注定要失败,竟然无视“三个代表”,找抽么

    导致后果:该进班房的进班房,该老老实实上班的上班,该住酒店的住酒店,压惊费、压惊宴、压惊游一个都不能少!

    罢工结果:注定的失败,悲哀!

     

    第二次罢工

    发生地点:广东深圳

    人员:某公司员工

    罢工特点:顺应国家号召,有组织、有纪律,赚足同情人眼泪

    观后感:特区人民就是特区人民,不吵不闹,直接把劳动仲裁委员会找来喝茶

    导致后果:我可以一个星期休息两天

    罢工结果:以劳动人民胜利而告终,劳动人民是有智慧的

     

    第三次罢工

    发生地点:越南胡志明

    人员:某公司部分找死员工

    罢工特点:有组织,无纪律,充分暴露出兄弟也是不能相信的

    观后感:1)越南人民不是好惹的,但经受不起糖衣炮弹的轰炸,审讯了没有超过五个罢工分子,老板就把整个罢工事件的来龙去脉搞得一清二楚,悲哀!

                  2)流言传播的速度及内容扩展是无法想象的:简单的越南员工罢工,从越南-中国深圳-南京-上海-沈阳-大连-吉林-台湾的台北-高雄-越南,从越南员工罢工到最后越南武装部队拿着枪开着装甲车到工厂抢救被围困已经奄奄一息的台湾干部,台湾公司在这关键时刻仍然不忘记叮咛我们一定要把数据备份随身携带,设备能保就保,不保就自救吧!i 服了他们了!

    导致后果:可以休假几天

    罢工结果:以集团内部出现叛徒而失败

     

    以上是三次罢工的一些感想,没有时间好好整理,实在抱歉!虽然这样,我还是很喜欢我的工作!

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